Guides

Everything needed to get a first card into your Discord, written for someone who has never done any of this before. In order: the things you set up, the two ideas you are billed on, the card itself, the two platforms we watch, and what to do when it goes wrong.

The short version

Open Monitors → New monitor and paste the event link — from Ticketmaster UK or from a football club's eticketing.co.uk site. The page then asks for whatever is still missing, one step at a time, on the same page:

  1. For a football club only: the club sign-ins the monitor reads through.
  2. Where alerts go: paste a Discord webhook and press Send test card.
  3. Which proxies: paste a few UK residential or ISP proxies, one per line.
  4. Credits: buy a pack of Firm credits. Stripe sends you straight back to the same step.
  5. Check the options and press Start monitoring.

Anything you have already set up is ticked and skipped. Until your first monitor exists, a bar under the header on every page says how far you are and what is next. Fifteen minutes the first time, about forty seconds after that.

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